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Skin so dry it looks like a dusty bookshelf

Dry skin is commonly referred to as ashy. Have you ever been told your feet are so dry, it looks like you've been walking in talcum powder; then you understand the definition of ashy and we have a cure for ashiness.

The term ashy is used to describe dry, dull, flaky skin is a common skincare issue in the winter and summer months. Ashiness occurs when the skin becomes dry and dehydrated, causing dead skin cells to accumulate on the surface, which can give the skin a grayish or ashy appearance.

Dry ashy skin

Ashy Skin Jokes.

There are too many jokes that are laughed out loud when skin is ashy such as:

Pills and potions, your ass needs lotion.

Skin so dry it looks like cracked earth.

Skin so dry it looks like the sand in the Sahara desert.

Your knees are so dry you have to ask God to give the lotion strength.

Skin so dry it looks like a chalkboard.

Your feet are so dry, it looks like you've been hiking through the Sahara.

Skin so dry it looks like a crumpled piece of paper.

Your feet are so dry looks like you’ve been kicking flour.

Skin so dry it looks like a dusty bookshelf.

Your feet are so dry, it looks like you've been stepping on ashes.

Every time you rub your arms together it snows.

Your feet are so dry, it looks like you've been dusting the cookies with them.

Skin so dry it looks like the surface of the moon.

Skin so dry it looks like a reptile's scales.

Your skin is screaming for some creamin'.

Lotion's the potion, your skin is ashy and broken.

Dry as a bone, your skin needs some moisture to call its own.

Causes of Ashiness.

Ashiness can be caused by a variety of factors, including cold weather, low humidity, harsh soaps or skincare products but regardless of the causes ashy jokes will always be told.

To prevent ashy skin, and keep the ashy jokes at bay, it's important to keep the skin hydrated by drinking plenty of water, using a moisturizer such as shea butter daily, and avoiding hot showers or baths that can strip the skin of its natural oils.

Shea butter is a beneficial skincare ingredient that helps to keep the skin looking healthy and moisturized, preventing the ashy appearance. Shea butter is extracted from the nuts of the Shea tree, which is native to Africa, and it has been used for centuries as a skin and hair moisturizer.

The natural scent of Shea butter can vary depending on several factors, including the quality of the Shea nuts, the processing method, and the storage conditions. Shea butter is extracted from the nuts of the Shea tree, and it has a naturally nutty, earthy aroma.

However, if the Shea nuts are not properly dried or stored, they can develop mold or bacterial growth, which can cause the Shea butter to have a rancid or sour smell. Shea butter is an effective natural remedy for ashy, dry, itchy, and irritated skin.

Ashiness Cure Using Shea Butter

Ashiness Cure Using Shea Butter.

Below is a Citrus Shea butter recipe that infuses orange and lemon essential oil, along with the benefits of each ingredient:

Ingredients.

1/2 cup raw Shea butter

1/4 cup coconut oil

10 drops orange essential oil

10 drops lemon essential oil

Directions.

In a double boiler, melt the Shea butter and coconut oil together until they are fully melted and combined. Remove from heat and let the mixture cool for a few minutes. Add the orange and lemon essential oil and stir well. Pour the mixture into a clean, airtight container and let it cool to room temperature. Once cooled, store the Shea butter in a cool, dry place and use as desired.

Benefits.

Raw Shea butter is a natural moisturizer that is rich in fatty acids and vitamins, including vitamin A and vitamin E. It helps to nourish and protect the skin, promote healing, and reduce inflammation and redness.

Coconut oil is a natural emollient that helps to lock in moisture and soften the skin. Orange essential oil has a fresh, uplifting scent that can boost mood and reduce stress. Lemon essential oil has a bright, citrusy scent that can help to invigorate and energize the senses.

Shea butter is a natural moisturizer that helps with ashiness by providing hydration and nourishment to dry, flaky skin. The high concentration of fatty acids and vitamins in Shea butter make it an excellent emollient that can help improve skin elasticity and protect the skin's natural moisture barrier.

When applied to ashy skin, Shea butter can deeply penetrate the skin's layers, helping to alleviate dryness, dullness, and flakiness.

Can you think of any more Ashy jokes if so write them in the comments like; You so ashy your elbows look like a stale piece of bread or Skin so dry it looks like a dusty road. Do you have any natual cures for ashiness? Make sure to follow the community guidelines and be respectful.

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